Fantasy Football
Hal has a fantasy football team. His record is 1 – 3. Now this is silly on so many levels. For starters, why have a fantasy football team? What kind of fantasy is that? If I’m going to have a fantasy, it’ll be about steak, or maybe barbecue ribs- now those are fantasies you can sink your teeth into. But a football team? And a losing one at that!
Why fantasize about a 1-3 team when you can just watch the Jets?
If I were to have a fantasy football team, and believe me I’m not, my team would win every game. It’s a fantasy! Hello! My only fantasy about football has something to do with Michael Vick and a bottle of A-1. Okay, now I’m hungry. Hal, get off that stupid computer and feed me!
